Conversation I had with my best friend after watching him play video games which I have already, basically, beaten - only in free online games. OK the graphics are way better on his expensive fucking game, but the tactical strategies are the same. He was like, all angst and aggro toward me so I came back to my room and IM-ed him and this is it:
ladybabymama:
Your forces cannot prevail against The Forces I have at my command. Peace and Love WILL rule the earth. The earth is with us on that issue, and against those who harm her and her children. This includes all life forms, including the microbic sphere, and the weather and the geological processes.Resistance is futile. Just lay back and enjoy the ride!! You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
Not to mention an ever-increasing number of humans and the heavenly Hosts.
And Time itself is on our side.
By 2012 you will have made your choice. Choose wisely.
We can live without your technology, but your technology can not live without us.
It's just plain silly if you ask me. Why choose suffering when you can choose bliss?? Go ahead and have a fucking miserable life; nasty, brutish and short. Wow, sounds like fun!
Catch you on the next life, if you make it. Good luck!
Maybe you should buy one of those blow up dolls that will just sit there and look pretty and listen respectfully while you go on about how wonderful you are.
Get some goddamned perspective on yourself, man!!
Many are called but few are chosen.
I have good self-esteem which is built on experience and the consensus of my peers because I have proven myself worthy in Many respects. I have earned what I have and believe me, it is more than meets the eye.
I have a portable hole bigger than the Smithsonian and the Museum of Natural History combined.
Throw in the Met, as well!
useriscrazyer.helper
I know there is more to you than what meets most peoples eyes, your not perfect either. were all one big fucked up family
ladybabymama
accept the file. It is a PDF
useriscrazyer.helper
Im just dealing with it the best I know how to.
Tnx.
ladybabymama
There maybe that will fill your needs, oh master.
useriscrazyer.helper
more like master batter, lol..
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ladybabymama
Yeah you can heat the cunt part in the microwave so it's nice and warm for you.
Mouth too, and probably asshole.
useriscrazyer.helper
K.... so where the fuck am I supposed to get the money for a Silicon female?
Show me where all this money is?
Is there a tree everyone goes to?
draw me a fucking map.
ladybabymama
If that's what you want you will find a way.
useriscrazyer.helper
LOL...
the line... draw me a map, is from a movie, Bad Santa... lol
ladybabymama
The best things in life ARE free, believe me. Because then they have life and spirit.
What can you buy has no life. It is only matter.
I have lived beautifully in places where no money exists and everything is done out of friendship and enjoyment.
The wine is very sweet and leaves no hangover.
And the dragons ARE fun to ride.
I had a dream that every one was looking for my fathers treasure. He came to me and told me that it was hidden inside me.
But it would do no one any good to kill me because my life is the treasure.
useriscrazyer.helper
do you have my lighter?
ladybabymama
oops
useriscrazyer.helper
I need that lady...
tnx.
ladybabymama
Come get it.
useriscrazyer.helper
thank you.
ladybabymama
k
ladybabymama
OMG this is such a great conversation!! Could I copy the whole thing and publish it in my blog?I wonder?
Come on I know you know how to do this shit!! Although I am a genius in my sphere of knowledge, I am a total idiot in this sphere and you, my friend am the genius.
Need I reinvent the wheel?
useriscrazyer.helper
what the hell are you talking about? on a PC it's CTRL + C to copy text...
on a mac, idk..
ladybabymama
Can't nature and technology coexist peacefully and enhance each other? Oh forget it...thx, I'll try that.
useriscrazyer.helper
technology is nature manifested.
ladybabymama
OK you copy it on your computer and send it to me.
useriscrazyer.helper
The Periodic table of elements have an atomic number associated with each element, it shows the number of Protons and Electrons in each Element. Electrons is electricity.
ladybabymama
Exactly, it's what I always say. I for one am a big fan. However the form requires content.
useriscrazyer.helper
I'm not copying anything, ....
ladybabymama
Please, and send it to me? You have no idea how interesting that conversation is. OK don't worry you don't have to work at this, just relax and soak it all in. You should be stoned because I notice your mind works much better then.
OK where did you hid ethe other Rou?
The one I like that is smart and cooperative and fun?
What did you do with him, foul demon?
Ahem, that should be, where did you hide the other Roy?
Unhand him you vicious ghoul!!!
Offline
useriscrazyer.helper has signed out.
ladybabymama
whatever, dude
useriscrazyer.helper
I'm hitting the hay stack now, ta ta.
sack.
I think I'm going to retire for the remainder of the night...
ladybabymama
OK I figured out how to copy it and now I am publishing it in my blog.
useriscrazyer.helper
cool.
ladybabymama
This is soooo cool!!!
I might choose a better picture though. A more terrifying one.
useriscrazyer.helper
that's really great, well good luck with that, happy photo hunting.
ladybabymama
Happy hunting whatever it is you are hunting. Your own tail? LOL
useriscrazyer.helper
lol....
ladybabymama
OK nighty-night. Sweet dreams baby boy!!
Show them fucking demons who's BOSS!
Slap them bitches upside they heads!!
I'll admit that you are the most interesting person in the world if you will admit I am.
ROMFFAL !! That's "Rolling on my fat fucking ass laughing"
's so easy on a mac. it's just: highlight, copy , paste.
macs rule, motherfucker?
why worry you know i totally love you, so don't get all gnarly on me, dude!!
I may not be exactly what you want, but you can rely on me. You know that. For a good time call 331-7268. An operator is awaiting your call.
(Why the fuck do I bother, I wonder? maybe no one will ever get me.)
*forlornly curled up in my lonely bed*
... oh wait, Miss Dee is here and so am I so I guess there is a party happening anyway. Wiggles and giggles and jiggles!! Dancing on the ceiling. It beats fending off giant spiders in a gloomy forest!!
I wish you wouldn't get all gnarly and bitter on me. You are so much fun when you are cuddly and sweet!!!
come on I admit I am a bitch. It just comes with the territory. Funnier and way less deadly than them friggin giant spiders., anyway
Maybe just as alarming, however. Come on, work with me. I'm enchanting the demons so they will work in our favor. Work with me here. We are on the same side.
http://allgolden.blogspot.com/2010/02/science.html
Some of the demons may seem like they are part of yourself but this is an illusion. Let them go.
We can't lose each other except in your imagination.
I'll publish this too. Everybody knows how I feel about you except you.
Don't be daft, man?
I am not some feckless humanoid. I am your partner. Duh!!! Hello??
WAKE UP!!!
Make it happen the way you want it to happen. Be a creator, not some friggin billiard ball for God's sake? Why do you think I like you so much to begin with. Use your head.
Sheesh!!
Anyway you are the one who says I am too old, etc. You know that's not the point. You are afraid you can't handle me but I wouldn't have chosen you if I didn't think you could handle it. That shit is harder on me than you can imagine. I am not one to be
asking for trouble, believe me. I am no fool, although simpleminded I can be.
There is a reason for all this and I have ensured that it will be for the good of all creation or I would not have accepted this. I have seen it clearly. Don't worry you are safe. I will let nothing harm you.
Maybe you should try being a bit more simple. It is a gift.
Maybe you think you are nothing, but like Cool Hand Luke says, "Sometime nothing is a good hand to have."
I have mastered the concept "Less is more"
Just right is just right and to me you are just right.
That doesn't mean I won't interact with other people. It means that other people are work. I enjoy my work, but you are not work (unless you get all gnarly) YOU ARE MY REWARD. DON'T YOU GET IT?
You are fun!! Don't turn yourself into work. Then it's not so much fun. Can't we just enjoy ourselves?
I would totally live in a space shuttle or down in a fortress of solitude with you.
I am just used to amusing myself on this planet and I like companionship in that amusement because this world is so rich and interesting and I like to share that.
OY.......OK I am going to sleep now.
(yeah right)
totally would rather be sleeping with you. i am way better than a blow-up doll because I have an imagination.
I can think of lots of fun stuff to do.
My reward is your enjoyment. come on it don't get no better than that.
I know how to play this world game.
Play with me?
Right now I am publishing the sordid details of our intimate lovelife to the public eye. Is that crass of me?
oops, too late, I did it
I told everyone I know That I fucking LOVE YOU!! AAAAGGGGHHH!! Am I talking to a wall? OH MY GOD!!! This is frustrating.
This is what I get for opening my big mouth and sayin what I am really thinking. Oh well, tough shit this is true, so you figure it out. I am tired.
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